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You probably build fuckers and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the fuckings corner of your site. You think your pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Let me flexible girl fetish your perfect-ass website:.

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Look at this shit. It's a motherfucking website. Why the fuck do you need to animate a fucking trendy-ass banner flag when I hover over that useless piece of shit? You spent hours on it and added 80 kilobytes to your fucking site, and some motherfucker jabbing at it on their iPad with fat sausage fingers will never see that shit.

Not to mention blind people will never see that shit, but they don't see any of fucking shitty shit.

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This entire page weighs less than the gradient-meshed facebook logo on your fucking Wordpress site. Did you seriously load kb of jQuery UI just so you could animate the fucking background color of a div?

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Fucker loaded all 7 fontfaces of a shitty webfont just so you could say "Hi. You fucker of shit. You thought you needed media queries to be responsive, but no. Responsive means that it responds to whatever motherfucking screensize it's viewed on.